I really enjoy funerals

10 responses to “I really enjoy funerals”

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    Anonymous

    Especially the funeral food.

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    Anonymous

    I like them better then weddings. At a funeral you KNOW the show is over.. weddings are the "will hey make it",

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      Anonymous

      I was a "wedding singer" and a "funeral singer." I much preferred the funerals, even if I didn't know the family. People are less phony at funerals and more grateful for my services. And I got paid what I was worth.

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    Anonymous

    You don't have to buy a gift either.

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    Anonymous

    My family likes to say "We put the fun in funeral."

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      Anonymous

      Our family too. The funeral director kept talking about how he's never laughed at a funeral so hard as he did at our talks.

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    Anonymous

    "I don't mind going if a lunch is provided, but I must be fed" was one of my mother and I's favorite quotes about funerals. I'm sure many of you know what story it's from.

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    Anonymous

    I do not. Just thinking about them or seeing a procession gives me anxiety.

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    Anonymous

    It's the only chance my family gets together anymore. I miss when I was a kid and we got together for holidays, reunions, and birthdays. One day we will run out of funerals.

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      Anonymous

      Same

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